Why Would Anyone Do This?

Helloo! Let’s just get right into the story! But first I came up with another name for Shaq! Shaquille Oatmeal!

The whole class probably looked like this!

“One time in my chemistry class, while the teacher was talking, this guy asked loudly, ‘Does anyone have any lotion?’ The teacher stopped talking as some girl gave him some hand lotion.” If someone asks loudly for lotion, why give it to them? Like what was going through her head?

“The guy proceeds to slowly rub the lotion on his face as the whole class watches him in confusion.” Yes, who wouldn’t stare at him? But why is he rubbing it slowly too?

The teacher asks him what he’s doing, and he responds with “I forgot to moisturize this morning” and puts even more on his face.” I think he used enough already!

The teacher asks him to go to the hall to finish his moisturizing because he’s being a distraction,” Well no dip, he’s rubbing lotion on his face slowly. “and after about 10 minutes he still hasn’t come back in, so someone opens the door to check and he’s still smearing lotion all over his face.” A couple more minutes more and he will be the lotion bottle. “He finally comes back in and hands the girl her lotion, and he’s used up half of it. Now people call him lotion boy.”

WELL, that was a very weird story! Go check out my other blogs too!



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